"Basically what we have here is a dreamer. Somebody out of touch with reality. When she jumped, she probably thought she'd fly"
- Jeffrey Eugenide
This story keeps on getting better and better
what is one clothing brand you hate?
y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
This means so much to me
WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
y’all would be surprised who I serve drugs to lmao
I love you
You white, huh?
Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14
So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!
They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??
They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!
What a time to be alive
Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
small obama chases a much larger version of himself
I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
literally fuck off